搞笑的英语演讲ppt5篇

搞笑的英语演讲ppt篇1

Dear teachers and schoolmates:

I’m very happy to give a lecture in English here today. The title of speechis I Love English. As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has beenused everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internetand for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have morechance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,thenumber of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. Butfor myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and itsusefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel adifferent way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When Iread English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is differentfrom reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident frommy words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as ourChinese… I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel aroundthe world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many peoplefrom different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that Ican go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use mygood English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hopethat they can love our country like us.

I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hardstudy, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, youshould learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday ,it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thankyou!

搞笑的英语演讲ppt篇2

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old.Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’regoing to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much,because it’s a nice school.”

“Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Marywent to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her toschool in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday hermother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’vegot a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too,and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speakEnglish” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary saidhappily.

搞笑的英语演讲ppt篇3

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today mytopic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused andafraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true partof life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than thechoice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life,which the process makes the difference.

Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gumpmade no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with hisstrong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudesand feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter newexperience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed mymajor when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh forme.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related tomathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief thatthis is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,Ipersisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life.Gradually I could understand some parts and even found mathsinteresting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,thechoice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the pastfour months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, yourpotential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress willcome to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can yousee it.These make your life colorful.

There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong forme to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantasticexperience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy theprocess. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after youchose to come here.

Thank you!

搞笑的英语演讲ppt篇4

Good morning/afternoon!

First thing first, I gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chancelike that.Trurh be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand righthere ,so called stage fright.If you look specifically on me .You may find myhands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinsons disease,andlegs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg. Okay,lets stop going around thebush and get back to my topic today.I really like to talk a funny story I havejust heard.

A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years ago.Her spokenEnglish is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch withhis U.S friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.

A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of thehouse trying to figure out what had happened.Can you imagine that Mandy gostraight out with merely a sweater.So Lucy shouted at her,"Lucy ,turn yourclothes on." What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is thatalmost all the male in this country took their head out of thewindow.Admittedly,Lucy made a mistake here .

The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that malelooked out of the window.The right sentence shall be,"put your clothing on."Thestory inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between easternand western culture.

Thats full of it,thank you for your time!

搞笑的英语演讲ppt篇5

Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I68m very glad to stand here andgive you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it ,and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it.

First I want to ask you some questions: 1、 Do you know what is youth? 2、How do you master your youth?

Youth

Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind it is not rosy cheeks ,red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshnessit is the freshness of the deep springs of life .

Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of theappetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We growold by deserting our ideals.

Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul .Worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.

Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being 67s heart the lure ofwonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what68s next and the joy of thegame of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there68s a wirelessstation : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage andpower from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .

When the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows ofcynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but aslong as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you maydie young at 80.

That68s all ! Thank you!

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